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Adulting: Step 237: Wear your stupid seatbelt

adulting:

Whenever I stop and think about seatbelts (which, admittedly, is rare), I think of two things:

1. The tiny, extremely excitable male nurse who taught a court-mandated seatbelt safety class I took when I was 16. “You are sitting in the finest trauma center in Oregon, folks,” he would…