Hey, remember when Americans got over being self-absorbed, gun-toting, racist pricks?
Yeah, that was a good day.
Oh, nevermind, that we shot up a movie theater and a temple, then burned down a mosque and decided that today would be a great day to start reporting again on the guy who shot Rep. Giffords in the head and killed six people.
(Tonight at 9: Why aren’t fans screaming USA! USA! At the Olympics?)