Revolutionary Error

Adulting: Step 208: Other people\'s sex lives are none of your business

adulting:

… unless you are having sex with them, in which case it wouldn’t be other people’s sex lives, it’s your joint sex life.

A non-comprehensive list of shit that is none of your business:

• Who is fucking whom
• Who likes what in bed
• How many people someone’s slept with
• What other people’s orientations are, if they’ve not felt like coming out and telling you. If they have, keep that to yourself unless you are really 100 percent sure that they are completely open and out. Don’t assume they are.
• Who might be trying to have kids, or, if they are currently pregnant, the circumstances behind which they got that way (planned? unplanned? fertility treatments? etc.)

Fuck yes.