The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror IX
Marge: Oh, Homer you're not going as a hobo again?
Homer: Going where?
No, idiot. I need TWO internets. One for me, and one for my dachshund.– SMBC
Someone threw their shoes at the former Prime...
stuffmygirlfriendsays: “This is why you never send a hippy to do an anarchist’s job.”
US military accepting gay recruits →
You’re telling me that’s in the First Amendment?– Christine O’Donnell, the Republican nominee for U.S. Senate in Delaware responding in a debate to her opponent who said thatthe First Amendment bars Congress from making laws respecting the establishment of religion. O’Donnell had asked where “separation of church and state”...
"My Lie": Why I falsely accused my father →
Today’s episode of “We have no idea what the hell we are doing”
According to Elle Destree, Community Development Specialist at Wolfram Alpha,...– Collect and Curate Data with Wolfram Alpha’s Volunteer Program My friends are Internet famous. NBD.
World History →
Judge orders military to stop enforcing 'don't... →
“No longer will our military be compelled to discharge servicemembers with valuable skills and experience because of an archaic policy mandating irrational discrimination.”
Females Are Equal to Males in Math Skills, Large... →
Awesomely, the mountain West lives up to its Brokeback reputation, and Canada is...– OK Trends on the population of gay-curious straight people. (orange=more gay curious, yellow=middle, blue=less). Gay Sex vs. Straight Sex
-The chances of finding out what’s really going on in the universe are so...– Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (via danchase)
The Masturbation Gap →
Sexually conservative people take note: You believe that masturbation is a sin because some con man wrote a book 300 years ago to sell fake remedies while he was pretending to be a doctor.
doldrums - I’m homesick sitting up here in...
I’ve come up with a set of rules that describe our reactions to technologies: ...– Douglas Adams (via fuckyeahdouglasadams)